One of the most predominant memes proposed by Republicans is that "government is too inefficient" and that it should be "run like a business." There is a dirty little secret behind this rhetoric, however, and that is the GOP has absolutely no interest in running the government as a business. None at all.
Consider that these two tenets were the crux of George W. Bush's initial campaign as President in 2000. The graduate from Harvard Business School- who, let's not forget, was not a member of the priviledged East Coast elite in the slightest- ofered a model of CEO to run the country by. Yet consider the sum results of the
"first MBA President": severe economic contraction, millions of jobs lost, flat wages despite increased productivity, retirement accounts nearly wiped clean. Why these
disastrous results almost make the executive leadership of CitiGroup seem competent by comparison. Almost.
The fact of the matter is that GOP politicians continually take vows to reduce the size of revenues taken in by the government- so they could then, of course, complain about the "spending problem" which wouldn't be a problem without the revenues they've reduced so much to begin with. Consider John Boehner's "Pledge to Destroy America" for example, which promises- in a time of high unemployment- to place a "freeze" on federal hiring. Maybe, however unlikely, Boehner realizes the
stimulative effect of unemployment checks and food stamps, but the reality is nothing is nearly as stimulative as having a job. Why Rep. Oompa Loompa can't get that through his perma-bronzed head is beyond me.
Or consider the economic plan proposed by Chris Dudley, the Republican candidate for Governor of Oregon whose sole experience in the private sector- despite his "guaranteed contacts" provided by the socialist NBA Player's Union- is as a financial adviser for Oregon's wealthiest. (First bit of advice: if possible,
move to Washington to avoid paying Oregon property taxes.) Dudley boasts that his plan would
deprive the state of Oregon of $400 million of much-needed revenue over two years. So, let me get this straight, at a time when the demand for government services is overwhelming a stretched-out public sector, the solution is to deny funds that could help prevent budget shortfalls. Wow. That Yale education degree in economics sure is impressive. Not.
But, seriously- Dudley makes the crystal clear point that he has no interest in running government as a business. Could you imagine a CEO standing in front of a board directors and stating, "The conclusion of my two-year plan is to have $400 million dollars less in revenue than what we have today." What do you think the response of the board would be- a round of applause or a pink slip? (Or a "golden parachute" which seems to be the gift provided to incompetent Wall Street CEOs who have tanked the economy these days.) For some reason, a fiscal plan that would be an utterly unpalatable pile of dog shit in the executive board is served on a silver platter to the voting public as some sort of common-sense plan to "run the government like a business." How ridiculous.
Look, here's the reality about running government like a business: Just like any business, there are stakeholders, which are us- we the people. And businesses are legally required to provide a return- a dividend- for their stakeholders. As stakeholders, we should demand a dividend from the government we own a stake in. We should demand this dividend include police and public safety officials are fully funded with all the resources they need. We should demand that this dividend include clean water flowing from our taps, and the shared air we breathe not full of carcinogens that give our children asthma. We should demand this dividend include a public education with rigorous, stimulating, and demanding standards that is available to all. We should demand this dividend ensure that extreme disparities in wealth resulting in one-in-seven in our community don't live below the paverty level. We should demand this dividend- but do we?
Instead, we are told be self-serving politicians in pursuit of a pre-determined idelogical conclusion that voters should be satisified with proposed policies intended to ensure that government can be
"drowned in a bathtub." The GOP does not want the government to operate like a corporation. Instead, they want corproations to be the government, with the bottom line being the only concern to their private stakeholders. Indeed, the GOP secretly desires a return to a century ago, when government was completely beholden to private interests, and the idea of government providing public services was a completely foreign concept. Consider the legislation that extended unemployment insurance this past summer that was filibustered by the GOP, despite the fact that
unemployment insurance is all ready paid for.
There is a profund difference between running government like a corporation, and having corporations be the government. The latter option completely minimizes the public's ownership and ability to hold government accountable- pretty much nullifying the concept of government run by "we the people" entirely, and no amount of
self-proclaimed "patriots" wearing tri-cornered hats would make it otherwise. If you don't beleive me, just walk in off the street into a corporate board room for an executive meeting the next time you want to offer your thoughts or feedback, and me know how far past security you get....